Some Guitarist Jokes

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Q. What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

Q. How do you make a guitarist play quieter?
A. Put a sheet of music in front of him.

Q. How do you make him stop?
A. Put notes on it.

Q. How do you know when the stage is level?
A. The guitarist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.